November 23rd, 2011
But when a saga popular with pre-adolescent girls peaks romantically on a night that leaves the heroine to wake up covered with bruises in the shape of her husband’s hands — and when that heroine then spends the morning explaining to her husband that she’s incredibly happy even though he injured her, and that it’s not his fault because she understands he couldn’t help it in light of the depth of his passion — that’s profoundly irresponsible.

NPR’s Linda Holmes reviews Twilight Breaking Dawn, Pt. 1 (via diandrabird)

YES.

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yes let’s psychoanalyze that.

just something to think about since the younger generation is completely enamored with Twilight… what are your thoughts?

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November 18th, 2011
November 15th, 2011

when you accidentally step on your pet's foot

  • Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
  • Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily. I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.
November 8th, 2011

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November 3rd, 2011

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November 2nd, 2011
loveyourchaos:

I know I have reblogged this before, but I will always reblog it.It’s utter bullshit. 

loveyourchaos:

I know I have reblogged this before, but I will always reblog it.
It’s utter bullshit. 

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November 1st, 2011
thedailywhat:

Excommunication Communiqué of the Day: A coworker of Redditor futureishere received this letter from the controversial Pastor Burke Shade after deciding to leave the Carbondale, Illinois-based Cornerstone Reformed Church.
“In obedience to his command, we are handing you over to Satan and his kingdom of darkness…” PROTIP: If you’re trying to convince someone to return to your church, try not to make the alternative sound so damn cool.
[reddit.] 

thedailywhat:

Excommunication Communiqué of the Day: A coworker of Redditor futureishere received this letter from the controversial Pastor Burke Shade after deciding to leave the Carbondale, Illinois-based Cornerstone Reformed Church.

“In obedience to his command, we are handing you over to Satan and his kingdom of darkness…” PROTIP: If you’re trying to convince someone to return to your church, try not to make the alternative sound so damn cool.

[reddit.] 

You get a strange feeling when you’re about to leave a place. Like you’ll not only miss the people you love but you’ll miss the person you are now at this time and this place, because you’ll never be this way ever again.

Azar Nafisi  

Did I tell you guys that i’m moving to Sao Paulo?

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October 31st, 2011
just watched “Scusa ma ti chiamo amore (Sorry, If I Love You)”. i guess i’m going to put aside my prejudice against older people.
P.S. Not a great storyline, watch it for Raoul Bavo!

just watched “Scusa ma ti chiamo amore (Sorry, If I Love You)”. i guess i’m going to put aside my prejudice against older people.

P.S. Not a great storyline, watch it for Raoul Bavo!