Mrs Gruner: This is all for Heaven sake. What’s the big deal? Sally, your cousin puts the dresses on his cats. Hazel, your nephew gave all his money to a UFO club. And Ernie, everybody knows your first wife was a klepto.

Ernie: She wasn’t.

Mrs Gruner: Then why she buried the pair of my earrings? Now that’s enough. These things happen. Lars is a good boy. You can depend on me.

(Source: youbigtourist)

(via thatgirlspoison)

i don’t think so. this is directed to high school bullies losers, take heed from Bill Gates, will you?

“Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.”