Celebrities Are Creepy Like Us of the Day: Creepy old man Jim Carrey wistfully reflects on his love for actress Emma Stone, who is a year younger than his daughter Jane, in a creepy “comedy routine.”
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-is he forrealllllll
August 25th, 2011
August 22nd, 2011
August 13th, 2011
Mark Twain - Baggage
After a day at the races in England, a friend told Mark Twain, “I wish you’d buy me a ticket back to London. I’m broke.”
Twain told him he couldn’t afford two tickets but proposed that his friend sneak aboard the train and hide under Twain’s seat. Then he bought two tickets anyway.
When the train had got under way, the inspector appeared to collect Twain’s ticket. When Twain gave him two, he looked about the compartment and said, “Where’s the other one?”
Twain pointed under his seat, smiled, and said, “My friend is a little eccentric.”
source: http://www.futilitycloset.com/2010/10/13/baggage/
p.s. i do not know the authenticity of this story, but still an interesting read, just for laughs.
July 17th, 2011
frankly speaking, i don’t know what i just watched but it’s hilarious anw so watch it.
June 26th, 2011
I have a lurking suspicion that the customer service personnel (or so, i presume) called the lady behind the complaint “Shameful” deliberately.
May 4th, 2011
(Source: theperfectsummersday)
Love at first sight
- Drunk girl leaves hilarious phone message for ‘Ryan’
January 23rd, 2011
January 21st, 2011
hahahaha watching this in bed at 11.44am :DD
February 18th, 2010
This reminds me of Ms G. That was what she always used to say. She was battling cancer then. And now, she’s making up for lost sleep. Strange, but I totally agree with her - I prolong my days by sacrificing my sleep. (My mom should read this)
PS: Are there any positive correlation between sleeping hours and longevity? Because I don’t want to shorten my lifespan in my attempts at lengthening it. :S
