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Mrs Gruner: This is all for Heaven sake. What’s the big deal? Sally, your cousin puts the dresses on his cats. Hazel, your nephew gave all his money to a UFO club. And Ernie, everybody knows your first wife was a klepto.

Ernie: She wasn’t.

Mrs Gruner: Then why she buried the pair of my earrings? Now that’s enough. These things happen. Lars is a good boy. You can depend on me.

(Source: youbigtourist)

Dagmar: Oh, well, maybe you shouldn’t tell me.
Lars Lindstrom: No, that’s okay. It’s just, and I think it’s because she’s insecure, it’s just, she’s just always trying to hug everybody. You know, some people don’t like that. Some people don’t like to be hugged. But she doesn’t realize that. She takes it personally, and, it hurts her feelings. I don’t know what to do about that. Do you?
Dagmar: It’s such a comfort sometimes, just to have somebody’s arms around you. Don’t you think?
Lars Lindstrom: No.
Dagmar: It feels good.
Lars Lindstrom: It does not feel good. It, it hurts.
Dagmar: Oh, like a cut, or bruise?
Lars Lindstrom: Like a burn. Like when you go outside and your feet freeze and you come back in and then they thaw out? It’s like that. It’s almost exactly like that.
Dagmar: Same with everyone?
Lars Lindstrom: Uh, not really with Bianca. But everyone else.

just watched “lars and the real girl”.. pretty queer i must say. but u come to love the people in it. i especially love karin, played by emily mortimer, she’s so maternal..

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